Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
Malaya - malaya isn't defined yet. <-- yan ang sabi ng dictionary.. XD
2.) How old are you?
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
3) At least One of your friends:
Rodney is another word for erection.
I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.
1) to be a ledge, a leader a captain even, but have slight tendencies to flip and punch and headbutt walls and go a bit mentall!!!
2) sum1 who gets involved in banter
luca: i no what a carlo!!!!1
2) danny: he gets involved in banter
lam:yh hes a bit of a carlo.
name for someone who provides an endless supply of quotable quotes that have a humor value independant of the speaker's level of inebriation
" it has four engines... i mean seats " ~claudio
(tama na.. kung ano ano pang kalokohan ang nakita kong mga pangalan eh.. XD)
4) What Should You Be Doing
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?
I want to be writing.
5) Favorite Food?
The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
6) Word to describe yourself?
Knowledgeable, witty, or intelligent. Not a popular thing to be in America these days.
7) Car you drive?
new truck made by traxxas that hauls and is a really good basher just like t-maxx
dude did you see that savage get whopped by that revo man hpi sucks
8) Your last name?
(amp.. akala ko wala ring Matsuura.. xD)